Text Messaging – Special Edition

by TechnoGrannyAnni

in Granny's Lighter Side

Caution: are you up for a chuckle at your own expense?

Warning: *Youngsters* watch out – this may be you some day.
(*Youngsters – could be anyone under about 70+)

Everywhere you go these days you see people text-messaging with their cell phones.  Well, as they say: “if you can’t beat ‘em … join ‘em!”

First, though, you’ll need to know the Special Texting Codes (STC) – and there are hundreds of them.
But, don’t worry, you don’t have to memorize them all.  Thanks to my friend Cyndee, I have discovered that we have our own version.

Introducing STCs (Senior Texting Codes).

ATD:                At The Doctor’s
BFF:                 Best Friend Fell
BTW:                Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT:              Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM:                Covered By Medicare
CUATSC:         See You At The Senior Center
FWBB:              Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW:             Forgot Where I Was
FYI:                  Found Your Insulin
GGPBL:           Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA:                Got Heartburn Again
IMHO:             Is My Hearing-Aid On
LMDO:             Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL:                 Living On Lipitor
LWO:                Lawrence Welk’s On
OMMR:           On My Massage Recliner
OMSG:             Oh my!  Sorry, Gas
ROFL- CGU:  Rolling On The Floor Laughing… And Can’t Get Up
TTYL:              Talk   To You Louder
WAITT:           Who Am I Talking To?

(Courtesy of Somebody’s Internet Forward)

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